Last Saturday night, me and my crew headed out for a party over at Doug’s apartment, a nerdy law school student, who always wears a funny t shirt, knows how to drink, and strangely enough attract the women even though he typically makes a fool out of himself at these gatherings once the alcohol gets flowing…
Is It Coincidence Marriage Contains The Words I Age?
Posted by on August 28th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsA funny thing happened on the way through our marriage. John and I have reached a state of contentedly happy companionship. The excitement of new love has matured.
When we were newlyweds, I didn’t make dinner until John got home. A few years later life and children got in the way and I kept his dinner warm…
Who Knew Toothsome Meant Tasty?
Posted by on August 28th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsHere’s a thought I recently sank my teeth into. You know you’re middle-aged when you start wishing people healthy birthdays instead of happy ones.
You promise yourself you’re going to lose weight, eat better or exercise more…
How Many Bad Habits Can A Good Person Have?
Posted by on August 27th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsHopefully confessing bad habits makes us better people. My first confession is spell check had to remind me habit is spelled with one “B”.
According to behavioral scientists, it takes three weeks to “change the way you do something” and to be successful you have to replace the bad way with a good way…
Helpline for Pot Plants
Posted by on August 27th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsScientists have come up with a way for your pot plants to have a hot-line to your mobile. What more could you want?..
Is Seeing Believing On TV?
Posted by on August 24th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsThe plasma screen of life is out of focus. My husband and I were late getting to a party. Although the host had given us directions, we got lost. Grab my heart and fall to the floor, John pulled into a gas station and asked for directions…
Sports And Sports Betting: The Quotes And The Quotable
Posted by on August 24th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsFrom an NFL player alleged to be so cruel to dogs it should make you cringe, to an NBA referee who went on a sports betting binge, to a Tour de France rider with a syringe, it’s been an interesting few months in the world of sports and sports betting.
To be sure, this stuff matters to both sports bettors and online sportsbooks…
Is The Lesson In Patience Ever Over?
Posted by on August 23rd, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsLife is constantly trying to teach me patience - waiting for the pot to boil, the traffic light to change, the check to come in the mail and my mother-in-law to refer to me as her daughter-in-law instead of her son’s wife.
I started to learn “how to wait without tantrums” when I was a child…
Why Do Alarm Clocks Have To Be Alarming?
Posted by on August 23rd, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsI’m sure I’m not the only one who doesn’t like alarm clocks. I’d love to wake up each morning looking as vibrantly refreshed as the women in Lunesta ads. I don’t. I wake up looking like I need sleeping pills instead of my morning vitamins…
Solar Panels to Power USA
Posted by on August 23rd, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsThere was a muffled outcry with a lot of coughing and some sniggering at the back earlier today as George Bush unveiled his country’s plan to provide energy for the 21st Century - a huge solar array in space.
The announcement follows last month’s dossier from Sir Nicholas Stern and his colleagues - the team behind Why Money Matters More Than People and The Working Class: Use ‘Em or Lose ‘Em - outlining the threat to the global economy if action is not taken to prevent the increase of global carbon emissions…