We lived almost exactly one mile from the heart of Auburn California on Palm Avenue between the old Highway 49 and the new, broader Highway 49; the highway that connects Auburn with Grass Valley, both towns formed during the Gold Rush of 1849…
How To Impress Girls - Or Maybe Not
Posted by on April 29th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsSomewhere around the summer between my 5th and 6ths grade years at EV Cain Elementary School a girl named Rhonda moved from Grass Valley to Auburn, and there was something about her that fascinated me. I saw her sometimes during the summer, going to the show with other girls, or shopping downtown with her Mother…
How I Found Out That God Bowls On Monday Evenings at 7
Posted by on April 29th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsI grew up in a little town named Auburn in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains. On Sundays we faithfully attended the Pioneer Methodist Church, directly across the street from Harry Sand’s Chapel of the Hills Funeral Home…
Honey Do List Gone Wild For Unemployed Men
Posted by on April 29th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsWash the damn car
Seal the driveway
Clean the air filters
Empty the vacuum bag
Cut the frigging grass
Organize the garage
Paint
See that chair, don’t sit in it.
The dishes are piling up, let’s get ‘er done.
But wait, it’s raining, get the clothes off the line, FAST.
Look in the fridge, what do you see? Nothing?..
Remote Viewing & Remote Influencing - What is it?
Posted by on April 29th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsIf you’re like me, you spend hours surfing the internet looking for weird stuff that you’ve never seen or read about before. During my extensive research one evening, as I scoured cyberspace to find some new and unusual crap to entertain myself with, I finally found what I was looking for.
At about 2:00 A.M…
You are joking series: Stonehenge 15 one liner funny jokes competition
Posted by on April 28th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsStonehenge funny jokes competition is an annual event which is held every year on the first weekend in the month of March. It is a very popular event attended by people from all over the world and across all walks & spheres of life.
This year there were a record number of people in attendance: up by 30% over last year…
Couch Potato Success Factors
Posted by on April 28th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsThere are five key character traits of superior couch potatoes. You really do need to become aware of these critical success factors if you are to master the underground couch potato world.
1. A total lack of interest in the outside world. Any self respecting couch potato has virtually no interest whatsoever in venturing out doors…
Internet Scams and the Charlatans Behind Them
Posted by on April 28th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsIf you’ve ever been interested in making money on the internet, then at some point you’ve probably visited your favorite search engine and typed in one of the following phrases: “Make Money” - “Work From Home” - “Get Rich Online.” And, you’ve encountered some deliciously interesting results.
My personal favorites are the websites that have a collage of a husband and wife living their lives blissfully…
Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game.
Posted by on April 28th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsThis is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of “Dice Football”. That was the simplest of all my dice sports games. Now it is time to start getting a little more complex…
It\’s official. They are not together!
Posted by on April 28th, 2007 in Humor · 0 CommentsStar couple and picture perfect pair Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston did a formal announcement of their break-up through the office of Aniston’s publicist, Stephen Huvane…