Never Leave Your Wingman: A Summer of Sin and Debauchery

I remember it well. It was Halloween night about 5 years ago in Newport Beach. It was the night that made our summer the most memorable summer in history. Me and about 7 friends decided to buy tickets to the tiki boat booze cruz. The tiki Boat is an all you can drink for $35, 3 hour tour of debauchery…

How To Know When You Are Being Date Blocked

Last Saturday night, me and my crew headed out for a party over at Doug’s apartment, a nerdy law school student, who always wears a funny t shirt, knows how to drink, and strangely enough attract the women even though he typically makes a fool out of himself at these gatherings once the alcohol gets flowing…

How to Get Chicks Guaranteed: A Proven Method to Get Dates!

I’ve only seen one method for getting girls that actually works. This proven method involves only a little time invested and a small budget, so anyone can do it. My cousin will be very upset at me for giving this information to the public. He pioneered this technique and used it to his advantage many, many times…

Clothing as Self-Expression: Funny Tee Shirts are the Rage

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” So said Mark Twain, and that saying still rings true, as our society has developed into one that uses apparel as a way to convey one’s social status…